nyupanties:

being called cute by someone you consider cute

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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sexybritishllama:

my neighbours are having a pool party again and they have music playing and first they were playing im a believer and i was like okay but then accidentally in love came on and i was like wait a minute and now theyre playing all star they have the fucking shrek soundtrack playing for their pool party gdi

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thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

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  • Me: am I mean?
  • Friend: yes
  • Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

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shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

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unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

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this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

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